Hello, my name is Jojo! And this is my diary! As a giant baby I have many responsibilities like.... sitting on people, sleeping and many other things. This diary is probly pointless but I want to look back at this when I am a old giant baby and read about all of my crazy adventures.
Day 1 Pre-school,
So I hate this boy at my pre-school he is so tiny compared to me. I sit on him when he makes me angry. But I get in trouble! He likes my best friend Bella who is a girl. Shes no giant, like me. Sometimes when I get mad at her I sit on her. :)
Day 2 The playdate,
My mom set me up with this girl giant baby. She was mean to me. She sat on me, like there was no tommorow. I pulled her hair out now she has a bald spot on her head. hahahaha!
Day 3 My toy,
Today I ate a plastic toy monkey. The plastic lama I ate was pretty good to, but my mom got really mad when she changed my diaper and she found steve and I think we all know what happened to Steve the plastic monkey. I want a lama named Steve!
Day 4 vacation to the airport,
This is an interesting one so here it goes... so my mom and dad decided to take a vacation to disney world, so when we got to the airport we all had our tickets and I was flying for cheaper because my mom bought me a ticket to be a lap child, but when we got to the gate and were getting ready to board then the worker at the gate stoped us and said that I was to big to be a lap child, my mom took that to offense and hit him with her purse then the worker named jim (I know that because I read his name tag) called for security and when they came they put my mom in handcuffs and and we got escorted of the premasis by security. You can imagine how a man, a giant baby, and a women in handcuffs looked getting escorted out of an airport. So that is the story of our family vacation to the airport.
Day 5, School problems
So today in school I got in trouble because I pulled a girls hair in my class her name is Susie. The teacher got mad and yelled at me. She called my mommy and now I can't watch baby einsteins and no dessert for a week. I hate that Susie Fitzenbon.
Day 6, The Store
Today my mommy took me to the store to get some groceries. I told her I wanted toy's and she got mad and yelled at me and told me when I get money I can buy my own toys. Then she stomped off to the frozen food section and left me in the toy isle. Then the store worker Billy came and picked me and took me to the front of the store were the loud speaker is located. I pressed the button and started singing about my diaper and my mommy's angry mood. When she came to pick me up she looked very angry and embarrassed. When we got in the car mommy yelled at me a lot and i got grounded to my giant crib, and got no dessert for a week. My family was banned from that store and we havent gone back since!
