"Say no to drugs, say yes to tacos!" (-Samuel Goldwyn)
"What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
Hold my purse!"(-Ernest Bevin)
"Have you ever wondered why birds fly in a V formating?"(-Michele Voitel)
"Im not random i just can think faster than you!"(-Lyndon B. Johnson)
"Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling."(-Mike Tyson)
"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."(-Carrie Fisher)
"I only go to school on days that don't end in a 'Y'. "(-Robert Paul)
" I'm not short im fun size! "(Michele Voitel)
When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.(-Dick Cavett)
